October 21, 2016

8 Quotes About Sex and Masturbation

“Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last.”

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With a pleasure product you know exactly how many inches you are getting, and how long it will last is completely down to you.

“Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love.” – Woody Allen

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One of the more famous quotes about masturbation, it’s a great reminder that there’s no harm in a little self-loving.

“An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away” – Mae West

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We aren’t sure on the medical accuracy of this quote from Mae West, but it’s a great point to remind you that an active sex life is a healthy part of being human.

“If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would’ve made our arms shorter.” – George Carlin

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“Masturbation is the thinking man’s television” – Christopher Hampton

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In this day age you might need to replace television with Netflix, but the point still stands… drifting off into your own fantasy land of beautiful filthy thoughts is an intelligent way to spend your time, no matter what toy you choose to get there.

“The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to dress up for it.” – Truman Capote

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Being comfortable during your self-pleasure session is paramount; after all it’s all about you.

A great reminder that no matter how stressed out and uptight you’ve been at work, you can take it all off (or keep it on, whatever you fancy) when you get down to giving yourself that rush that only comes with an orgasm.

“I didn’t begin enjoying sex until I started masturbating.” – Eva Longoria

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When a gorgeous superstar is backing it, you know you’re on to a winner.

“Embrace your inner pervert.”

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Everyone needs to embrace their perverted side a little more, don’t you think? Grab some super kink and fetish toys!